Howdy!

I’m Ethin — founder of Zoomies Anonymous.
Long before this became a business, I was just the guy happiest with a leash in one hand and a treat in the other. I started walking dogs back in Annapolis, Maryland, and when life brought me to Oregon, I couldn’t help but return to what I love most: caring for pets and supporting the people who love them.

Pets are family, and they deserve care that’s reliable, safe, and filled with heart. Whether it’s a quick walk, a drop-in visit, or overnight sitting, my goal is to make your life easier while enriching theirs.

When I’m not out on walks, you’ll probably find me planning new ways to grow this community, working on creative projects, or just hanging out with my own four-legged companions.

Zoomies Anonymous isn’t just a service — it’s a promise that your pets will be cared for as if they were our own.